Listen, anyone can commute on a bike. Only filmmaker Guillaume Blanchet also sleeps, showers, cooks, eats, shops, and dates without getting off his favorite two-wheeled conveyance.

Okay, PROBABLY this is not what Blanchet’s daily life looks like. Especially since he meets a nice girl at the end of the video, and they both hop off their bikes, which is good because moving-bike sexytimes would be dangerously Flying Wallenda. The rest of it is totally plausible though! Bike commuting is so last week, let’s start pushing on-bike showers.

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