Are you concerned about apocalyptic floods? (Uh, you maybe should be.) Alternately, do you like to hike or bike to places that are good for canoeing? OR BOTH? Either in the short term or the long term, you're probably going to want this foldable canoe, which weighs less than nine pounds and folds to fit in a backpack. Unfortunately I think maybe you can't actually buy it yet? But you can go pepper the designer's Facebook wall with articles about how swiftly climate change is sending us hurtling towards watery disaster, to see if you can light a fire under him.