A shill from everyone’s favorite Big Coal front group ABEC wanders the streets of D.C. asking totally unbiased questions:

Next up: Do random passers-by prefer ponies and puppy dogs, or will they side with the environmentalists’ effort to kick the nation’s little old ladies in the shins?

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