El Hijo del Santo to the rescue!
Someone tell Inhofe that after a worldwide search we’ve finally found his doppelganger. If the money is right and Don King doesn’t want too big a cut, I don’t see why we can’t put together a pay-per-view event and settle this thing once and for all.
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