We’d like to hear Big Oil try this. It would probably go something like “spill spill spilll spilll spillll FRACK FRACK, FRACK FRACK.”

Siemens commissioned musician Will Bates to record the windy version of Blue Danube Waltz to celebrate the 448-turbine wind farm it’s building in Iowa. The results are much classier than that other windy version of the song.

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