“Great for containing your gusher and protecting your junk shot!”

We can’t say we’re surprised to see such a clever combination of causes (oil clean-up and responsible reproduction). We’re just surprised it took so long.

The best thing about these Oil Spill Condoms by Practice Safe Policy — besides the brilliant wordplay and the benefits of limiting a population blowout — is that for every time you drill in one of these, 20% of the profits will be donated to the Gulf Coast Oil Spill Fund through the Greater New Orleans Foundation. At $30 per package of ten, there’s a potential flow of funds we hope won’t be capped.

Thanks to Holly for pointing this out on Inhabitat.

Grist thanks its sponsors. Become one.


Like what you see? Sign up to receive The Grist List, our email roundup of funny and pun-usual green news just like this, sent out every Friday.

Reader support helps sustain our work. Donate today to keep our climate news free.