Absolutely hands down the only holiday etiquette guide you will ever need

Are you an obsessive who writes computer programs? Do you need therapy? Are you addicted to pornography? Does salad remind you of death? You might not have realized that you can figure out all these things about yourself based on your Thanksgiving dinner table etiquette.

Seriously, just watch this. It is making me weep with laughter and I think I might make it the new family Thanksgiving tradition.