If there’s anyone who should know about superhero shit like nigh-invulnerability, it’s Nick Fury. So please take note: Samuel L. Jackson’s stated goal in adopting a vegan diet is “trying to live forever.”

OK, we’re going to go out on a limb and say that Jackson doesn’t actually think going vegan will make him immortal. Dude is real smart, in case you didn’t know; you have to be smart to deliver a line like “I have had it with these monkeyfighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane” with conviction.

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In fact, he was probably mostly poking fun at the fact that he has apparently sold the rest of his life to Marvel:

When asked by a reporter what his secret is, the 65-year-old actor replied, “It’s a new vegan diet.”

“Is it for a particular role?” the reporter inquired.

“No. Just trying to live forever. Trying to finish out my Marvel deal.”

That deal is a nine-film contract, of which he’s done six; at 65, Jackson really should be looking for ways to live forever. But going vegan is probably a good start. It’s certainly healthier than living off Royales with cheese.