Does your bike need a strap-on … beer tote? Milwaukie’s Fyxation Bicycles has just the thing for you: the Leather Six-Pack Caddy, which looks like something from the sex toy shop but promises to get your beer from here to there. (It’s simpler than buying a bike with a growler case built in, after all.)
Ditch the flimsy cardboard your beer comes in and gently slide your ale into the locally made leather harness:
Fyxation promises there’s plenty of room for your legs to move while the caddy’s hooked on your bike. As a bonus, it looks particularly ready for bondage play in the package, in case you wanted to startle a beer-loving friend:
Nothing like some nice full-grain leather to help you get 50 shades of drunk. (After you get off your bike, of course.) And if 60 bucks sounds a little steep, there’s always a strap-on leather wine caddy for $40.
