There’s some confusion in the public sphere regarding a very simple question: If you are a person with a uterus, who should participate in your contraception-related decisions?

Here are the options:

A) Everyone! Everyone should have a say! Particularly ancient men in elaborate cloaks! This is a democracy, damn it!

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B) Two people: you and your doctor.

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This sketch from the inimitable Amy Schumer gives us an idea of what option (A) looks like:

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The correct answer, of course, is (B). It is always (B). It will never not be (B). Please stop pretending otherwise.

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