Mosey, which makes a travel app with user-contributed itineraries, sent a team on a cross-country road trip in an old bus to see what they could turn up. And one of the joys that they stumbled upon was the Mushroom Man, Alan Muskat, who performs the only rap we’ve ever heard that threatens enemies with toadstools. Watch to the break-dancing break — at least:

[vimeo http://vimeo.com/82186715]

Grist relies on the support of generous readers like you. Donate today to keep our climate news free.

Can foraging-themed raps be a thing now? We feel sort of like the fancy restaurants: We just want more of this.

Grist thanks its sponsors. Become one.