The week’s most Scandal-ous green moments, brought to you by Olivia Pope.

U.N.’s climate chief told big firms to move their investments from dirty to clean energy:

A permit to kill an endangered rhino was auctioned off for $350,000:

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Morrissey says meat-eaters are like pedophiles:

Newspaper coverage of climate change went way down in 2013:

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A guy calling himself the Mushroom Man wrote a rap about foraging mushrooms:

An oceanographer distilled the 2,200-page IPCC report into 19 illustrated haiku:

Radio Disney backed out of a partnership to promote fracking after people started protesting:

New Jersey decided not to run a gas pipeline through one of its last bits of wilderness:

Suggestions for next week? Requests? Dedications?