These Valentine’s Day cards will show you care and cost you nothing
Love is in the air! Or maybe that’s smog. Either way, don’t celebrate this Valentine’s Day by shelling out your hard-earned dollar bills to some corporate behemoth for meaningless cards and mass-market tulips. Instead, give these Gristy valentines to the love of your life — and if they’re all, “Why no chocolate???,” explain that there’s nothing less romantic than deforestation-causing cocoa production.
To share, right click any of the images below to save them, then post on bae’s Facebook page, tweet it out, email it, whatever. Or, if you’d prefer a 3D V-Day card, right-click “Printable version,” which will take you to a full-size image that you can then print and bestow upon your sweetie like you didn’t forget all about the big day until just now.
Happy Valentine’s Day, folks. May true love blanket the world like so much atmospheric carbon.
You make me “HOT,” Valentine!
Roses are red, and I’m feeling blue, climate change is scary, at least I’ve got you!
You’re the coal plant to my rising temperature