Just imagine something witty here. (It’s been a long week.) Last week: fancy food edition.

Thanks to a new app, you can pawn off your unwanted leftovers via smartphone:

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BP is suing the government because life isn’t faaaaair:

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A zoo tried to pass a really fluffy dog off as a lion:

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Rush Limbaugh says if you believe in God, you can’t believe in climate change:

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WinCo — Walmart’s worst nightmare — treats employees well AND has low prices:

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In a state park, a 12-year-old found, and got to keep, a $15,000 diamond:

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Swedish pig has one month to get a girlfriend:

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