Florida governor Charlie Crist is arguably greener than John McCain, and is often discussed as a possible running mate.

Here he is kissing McCain’s ass, conspicuously failing to deny that he’s being considered for the VP slot, conspicuously failing to say he wouldn’t take it, and listing the three major issues for the general campaign (climate doesn’t make the cut — would it for McCain?):

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