Mulvar may not be the highest-profile candidate, but he has the best media strategy we’ve seen (now involving bird chirp site!), and quite possibly the most convincing green platform.

Consider:

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  • Eyes generate precious fuel, i.e. no need for drilling in ANWR.
  • Useful as floating device in case of severe hurricanes. [Note: Not actually useful as floating device.]
  • Feed bird.
  • One apple per person program!

Forget Romney. Forget Obama. HOPE … for Mulvar.