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Just because the planet is turning up the heat, doesn’t mean we should get out of the kitchen.

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If we’re going to be globally baking anyway, we might as well take a slice out of the life of pi pie of life while we’re at it. So go eat up this delectable recipe for Global Warming Hot Apple Pie from Apocalypse Cakes before the Senate tries something crazy … like addressing climate change.

“Good news: it’s easy to keep your pie warm when it’s 140 degrees outside. Bad news: you’re decomposing from heat-rot.”

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And while that pie’s in the oven, the recipe recommends you start searching for those sea-level-rise pool floaties. Wheee!

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