Finally! We’ve arrived at the long awaited season when famous people of all stripes announce their preferred team. And no, I’m not talking about the Super Bowl, I’m talking about the ubiquitous, never-ending, inescapable shit show we call the presidential race. Leading up to the Iowa caucus Monday, the world’s thought leaders (and others) let their opinions be known. Here are some of the big name supporters of the leading two candidates in both parties:
In the Bernie Sanders camp, we have:
And in the Clinton camp:
As for Ted Cruz, we’ve got:
And rounding out this list of pressing endorsements, these folks are all in for Donald “Iowa Doesn’t Count” Trump:
Sorry about that last one. Here’s David Sedaris signing Billie Holiday if you need a palate cleanser.