The American Coalition for Coal Ponies, or America’s Manly Power, or whatever they’re called, has a site up where you can watch little lumps of coal singing bastardized holiday songs.

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Yes: exploiting religious hymns in service of selling a product that kills tens of thousands of Americans a year and may soon make the planet inhospitable to human habitation. Ho ho ho!

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