Eat your hat
Tried to go whole hog, but still have leftovers? Haberdash over to this site to save your bacon. Because “one always looks neat, in a hat made from meat.”
Crop of the Kreme
Put a spring in your step with these grass-lined flip-flops, created by Krispy Kreme to give stressed-out workers a walk in the park. They’ll grow on you — just donut forget to water them!
Death is like a box of chocolates
Pushin’ up daisies? Sleeping with the fishes? Stone-cold dead? Burning in hell? These eco-coffins have you covered.
One down … millions to go.
We knew rubbing sticks together could create sparks … but we didn’t realize it could create an NSFW video about coming together — for forests, natch. Hey, we know a Norwegian couple who might be willing to help …