1. Talk about a motley crew

    Dr. Feelgood and hip-hopper Ludacris want to stand up (when they move, you move — just like that) and fight for Battleground Earth, an eco-reality competition that will pit the musicians against each other. Luda to Lee: “Move bitch, get out the way!”

    Photo: John Shearer/WireImage.com

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  2. Wheel of footin’

    Can’t decide whether to hoof it or hit the handlebars? Do both!

    Photo: Thomas Brown

  3. Discarded Ken not included

    When Barbie cleans out her closet — the swift and saucy buccaneer look is so last year, and nobody is Irish step-dancing anymore — the old fabric will now go to good use as “kitschy patchwork” accessories for girls. Why? Oh, just BCause.

  4. Instant recall

    Breaking toy news: polar bears overheating!

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  5. Bourdain out of his mind

    Celeb chef Anthony Bourdain: “Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction — the vegans — are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.” Hezbollah Tofu: “We’re going to enjoy vastly improved, veganized versions of your masturbatory, blood-oozing recipes.” Bon appétit.

    Photo: Hezbollah Tofu