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Breaststroker Amanda Beard bared her bronzed bod in an anti-fur ad ahead of today’s Olympic opening ceremonies. According to her own website, “she’s not so much a dream as a fantasy come to life.” Gold medal for humility!
Can you believe how awkward and inconvenient it is to answer “paper or plastic?” at every store? Thank god IBM has patented a card that electronically displays your preference so no talking is required. So much easier than bringing your own bag.
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Want to fight global warming but too lazy to change a lightbulb, bike to work, or hit the farmers market? How about sitting on your ass — can you manage that? Congratulations, you’re green!
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