From Death to Life
We’ll undertake ‘er
Love those British chicks
You can thank global warming for an abundance of great tits.
Ewes you can use
Polluters should have toupee
Thanks to rising levels of air pollution in urban areas, the once-endangered comb-over is hanging on by a hair.
Mum’s the word
Don’t forget: this weekend is the mother of all holidays. Sure, yo’ mama would love some swag … but Mother Earth might prefer you offer something sustainably stuff-free. After all, hugs are a renewable resource.