We’ll undertake ‘er
Feeling deathly ill? Rest in peace on one of these slightly used sofas. Sure, they were coffins in another life, but now they’re in a better place: your living room!
Love those British chicks
You can thank global warming for an abundance of great tits.
Ewes you can use
Let us get scentimental: Wool you believe they make air fresheners out of poo? You herd it here first. But we’re a bit sheepish about trying this poo-pourri.
Polluters should have toupee
Thanks to rising levels of air pollution in urban areas, the once-endangered comb-over is hanging on by a hair.
Mum’s the word
Don’t forget: this weekend is the mother of all holidays. Sure, yo’ mama would love some swag … but Mother Earth might prefer you offer something sustainably stuff-free. After all, hugs are a renewable resource.