1. Goodness graceland

    Eco Elvis lives, and he’s gyrating those hips to hits like “Viva Las Vegans,” “A Hunk, A Hunk of Burnin’ Globe,” and “Compost Hotel.” Just call him The King … of recycling.

    Courtesy of Eco Elvis

  2. Cansei de ser sustainable

    Brazilian band CSS (of iPod commercial fame) has lost bass player Ira Trevisan. Turns out climate change is her hot, hot sex.

  3. Low-hanging fruit

    Dear earth-hating feminists, get back in that damn kitchen — and don’t make us tell you again. Oh, and all that bra burning? It really does a number on the atmosphere. Next time, try recycling those over-the-shoulder boulder holders.

  4. Go Flock yourself

    Hey, look! A web browser that lets you monitor all your social networking sites and follow all your favorite RSS feeds while simultaneously being über-productive at work! How effi– huh? Oh, sorry, we got distracted.

  5. Forgetting Aldous Snow

    Yes, someone really should do something about this:

    Jon Furniss / WireImage.com