Step off, beach
Vacation then: waves, resorts, and stolen kisses. Vacation now: crime waves, last resorts, and stolen sand. Thanks, climate change!
My bottle is a temple
One million bottles of beer in the temple, one million bottles of beer …
Whatever floats your boot
Look, a schwimmhausboot! Sure, it has zero emissions, a salvaged-wood exterior, and a green roof — but really, we just wanted to say “schwimmhausboot. “
The grass is always greener … when it’s powering your PC.
Fang you very much
Happy Halloween! Send a Grist e-card to your best ghoul, dress for spook-cess, and don’t forget: vampires suck.