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Thanks to Kit Stolz for pointing me to an Onion item I missed:
"Public Outraged As Price Of Fast-Depleting, Non-Renewable Resource Skyrockets"

Thanks to Kit Stolz for pointing me to an Onion item I missed:

“Public Outraged As Price Of Fast-Depleting, Non-Renewable Resource Skyrockets“

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