No matter what kind of tough customer you are — the kind in the leather jacket, the kind in the earflap hat, or the kind in the blue button-down — you will probably love this profane and catchy paean to biking. At very least, it will leave you without a doubt that riding a bike is for rebels.

Can we get some bike-sized bumper stickers up in here that say “a tiny carbon footprint up your ass”?

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