It’s not clear who Newt Gingrich thinks he’s fooling, but over the weekend his team unveiled this nifty new graphic on which he apparently plans to hang the entirety of his comeback for the GOP nomination, and KQED political reporter John Myers was there to capture it:

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His campaign is so serious about this that they’re currently encouraging supporters to donate in multiples of $2.50.

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I just don’t even know what to say anymore.