Some DINKs are GINKs, and we’re betting a lot of GINKs are DILDOs. That is, some Double Income, No Kids couples are also Green Inclinations, No Kids couples — and where there are Green Inclinations, there is often a Large Dog. And if you’re a Double Income Large Dog Owners couple … well, you know what that means.

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(Of course, if you have Green Inclinations and are also a Large Dog Owner you’re technically a GILDO but we’ll pass lightly over that.)

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