Conservatives really do see environmentalists as the enemy:

This insinuating, creepy video has 1 million hits on YouTube, because everyone knows that environmentalists HATE AMERICA. It’s actually too painful to watch, so if you didn’t make it through the whole thing, know that this is what environmentalists are guilty of: 

  • making Americans “feel guilty” about the energy they use
  • telling kids they shouldn’t have roofs over their heads
  • hating poor people and the middle class and small business and property owners
  • liking Europe

Also, environmentalists kill puppies. And eat arugula. And are actually going to come to your office and sit on your desk and keep you from working because that’s how much they HATE jobs. No, SERIOUSLY. Didn’t you hear the creepy music in that video? That proves it.

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