Grist List
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This guy woke up snuggling with a fox instead of his girlfriend
What's that next to you in bed, so fuzzy and warm? Hint: It's not actually your significant other.
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Pissed-off French bakers tell Kanye West how croissants work
Clearly West had never heard of the Slow Food movement.
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This is the most polite deer we’ve ever seen
This little deer, found at the Todai-ji temple in Nara, Japan, has impeccable manners. And the American tourists aren’t comporting themselves too badly either! It’s amazing to see semi-wild animals that are so well-bred.
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Rotting fish smelled so bad, it knocked two fishers unconscious
This is worse than Drakkar Noir. Worse than Axe body spray. This is "sewer gas," and it can kill you.
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Nike built a store in China out of trash
DVDs turned into foldable ceiling panels, water bottles turned into tension cables, and cans turned into metal joints.
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This 380-year-old tree is still bearing fruit
By now, it's almost certainly the oldest cultivated fruit bearing tree in all of North America.
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Glenn Beck will fire any employee caught using CFLs
HOW DARE YOU use an energy-efficient lightbulb! The terrorists have won!
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Officials discovered an illegal vodka pipeline in Kyrgyzstan
As pipelines go, this one sounds better than the oil kind.
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Brilliant proposal: Name hurricanes after obstructionist lawmakers
"If you value your life, please seek shelter from Michele Bachmann."