Grist List
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World’s coolest bike lights turn your wheels into lightning, flames, or cartoon animals
Cars will definitely, definitely see you.
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In a world without predators, katydids would be Pepto-Bismol pink
Green may actually be the result of the recessive gene.
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Someone put a mountain on top of this building
If you're imagining that this rooftop-garden-on-crack is some sort of peaceful retreat, that's not quite what's going on.
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You’d better get used to glowing neon genetically altered animals
Think you've seen it all? Check out GMFs (genetically modified furries).
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Goats are eating and peeing all over J. Edgar Hoover’s grave
Goats are helping out at the Congressional Cemetery, and hopefully not peeing on George Clinton's grave. (Not that one. He's still alive.)
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Rush Limbaugh, esteemed logician, proves that if you believe in God you can’t believe in climate change
Why? Because John Kerry animal rights activists mice rats barbecue pits SUVs and what about a fetus? QED.
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Battery-powered unicycle is the perfect form of transportation
If two wheels are great, one wheel must be better.
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No one knows why manatees keep coming so far north
A manatee was seen swimming in Virginia's Appomattox River.
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This Zach Galifianakis music video makes farming sexy
Nothing says "badass rapper" like hanging out in a field full of cows and driving a tractor.
