Baby animals are now learning to surf, because they know something we don’t
If you’ve so far scoffed at all evidence of impending sea-level rise, this may finally change your mind: Apparently, baby animals are now learning how to surf. There is literally no explanation for this that doesn’t involve some kind of instinctual understanding that the world is about to get a lot wetter.
Zorro, the piglet, is maybe not great at it, but at least he’s a strong swimmer, so he won’t be totally washed up (get it?):
These baby seals actually don’t even need a surfboard in order to avoid the worst consequences of rising oceans, but they do look like they’re having fun:
And there’s an entire competition for surfing dogs, clearly put together by somebody who doesn’t understand the sinister implications:
If we’re lucky, one of these animals will take pity on us, and take two of every type of human onto its surfboard when the floods finally come.
Baby Seals Slip and Slide on a Surfboard, Laughing Squid.
Baby Pig Forced To Surf, The Awl.
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