C is for COMPLETELY AWESOME COOKIE MONSTER BIKE
Sure, we all loved Sesame Street. And we all incorporate its lessons into our daily adult lives, every time we count to 12, contemplate the people in our neighborhood, or find a new way to walk. But Reddit user dirtyduck383 has shown you all up in the Muppet fan department. He (OK, I don’t know, but it’s Reddit, so I’m going to guess “he”) modded his bike to look like Cookie Monster.
You’d think this would be impractical, but instead, it’s just awesome — dirtyduck383 assures Reddit that the fake fur “sheds a bit but it doesn’t seem to get caught or pull out.” No word on whether he has to stop every few blocks for the bike to eat something.
We’ve got only one thing to add: