1. Say hello to Lolita’s friend

    Hey Miami Seaquarium: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. So why don’t you just hand over the whale, and we’ll make sure you avoid a run-in with 50 Cent’s finger gunz, Johnny Depp’s crazy-eye, and Harrison Ford’s killer smile.

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    Photo: Johnny Nunez / Wireimage

  2. Four14een

    Just when we had successfully rid ourselves of lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, anger, envy, and pride, the Pope-meister goes and changes the rules on us. Now that polluting is a one-way ticket to hell, we’ll be sure to carpool to confession.

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  3. We love parasols in the springtime

    We’re quite fond of the Brelli umbrella (we just wish we had a giant cocktail to go with it). Not only is the Brelli made of sustainable bamboo, it biodegrades in less than five years — which makes going out into rain storms exciting and unpredictable!

    Photo: thebrelli.com

  4. We’ll be brief

    Fuel your underwear fetish with these cheeky coverage options [PDF]. For the public transit lover: Park and ride. For the foodie: Eat local. For the outdoorsy: How about a tree-some? And for the energy activist: Local wind power. Ah, if only we could tap that ass.

    Photo: ecologyaction.ca

  5. Finger-snappin’ good

    Moby, we love to love you baby. Your new disco-themed vid rocks the boat, with a hustlin’ chicken pimp who don’t stop ’til he gets enough — so his fellow peeps can be stayin’ alive. That’s the way (uh huh, uh huh) we like it.

    Photo: Danny Clinch

moby ‘disco lies’ from moby on Vimeo.