The Sundance Kid bares all in Playboy this month (hello, Mr. October!), revealing the naked truth about his dirty fetish: racing fast cars, like his low-mpg Porsche. But you knew that already, right? Because you totally read Playboy for the articles.
Sims U Been Gone
More proof of the far-reaching effects of global warming: it’s now destroying virtual worlds. Aw, poor pretend polar bears.
The lawnmower fan
Beam it down, Scotty
If space is the final frontier, solar power is hittin’ the covered-wagon trail.
99 bottles of beer on your face
News about climate-related pilsner price hikes got you down? Put on these recycled-bottle beer goggles and the world will look a little rosier. Also, your coworkers will look hotter. We’re not responsible for what happens next.