Good: Making sex-toy deliveries by bike. Better: Promising to come within the hour. Best: Calling yourself the Kinky Llama.
Oh you NASA boy
Dear former Apollo astronaut/current climate-change denier, you remind us of that space cadet who chased her ex-lover around in a diaper. Must be something in the air up there, eh?
Soda fountains of youth
Green is the new irony
How best to assert your commitment to “consume less”? A brand-new T-shirt, of course.
We’d like to spank the Academy
Is it wrong that we’re more excited about some of these re-imagined Best Picture titles than the real deal?