New Year’s Resolutions 2008
Make our Olympic debut
We’re good at shooting
the breeze, bouncing from clubs, and spiking the punch, so look for us in Beijing at the archery, trampoline, or volleyball competitions. Obviously we’re totally qualified, but we still might not go — the decision’s up in the air. Literally.
Photo: Marco Scala via flickr
Eat organicagefreeganatural all year long
Slim Jims come in vegesustainalocafairtradegrown, right? Hm. We may have to amend this one to …
Drink only eco-friendly booze
Dear eco-friendly booze suppliers: It tastes better when it’s free. Hint, hint.
Maybe this year?
Do secret things in covert places
Photo: ktpupp via flickr