Make our Olympic debut
We’re good at shooting
the breeze, bouncing from clubs, and spiking the punch, so look for us in Beijing at the archery, trampoline, or volleyball competitions. Obviously we’re totally qualified, but we still might not go — the decision’s up in the air. Literally.
Photo: Marco Scala via flickr
Eat organicagefreeganatural all year long
Slim Jims come in vegesustainalocafairtradegrown, right? Hm. We may have to amend this one to …
Drink only eco-friendly booze
Dear eco-friendly booze suppliers: It tastes better when it’s free. Hint, hint.
Finally get a date with Tom Szaky
Maybe this year?
Do secret things in covert places
Because it feels so good to enter that special room, close the curtain, and decide what feels right. We appreciate a well-hung chad, so we’re not gonna abstain from voting. Join us?
Photo: ktpupp via flickr