Original photos by Daniella Zalcman and Glg.

Rush Limbaugh will be pleased* to know that he and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have something in common: They’re both so balls-to-the-wall bonkers that they think their enemies can control the weather. Or well, OK, maybe Limbaugh only thinks Obama controls the weather FORECAST — which means that, as unlikely as this seems, he’s still losing the Totally Unmoored From Reality Olympics. Because Ahmadinejad actually thinks that Iran’s enemies are destroying the rain clouds.

But don’t worry — Ahmadinejad isn’t going to cave to your American devil drought manipulation. “The enemy destroys the clouds that are headed towards our country and this is a war Iran will win,” he’s reported to have said, although he didn’t give more detail on how he plans to defeat the cloud-killers. Witches? Robot superclouds? Combating climate change? Actually, if it’s the last one, let him rave — we don’t really care who fixes it, as long as it gets done. Plus, then he and Limbaugh will be comfortably on opposite sides again.


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