Grist List
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New Hot Pockets flavor: Diseased animal meat!
Well, there’s no WAY we’ll stuff them in our pants to keep warm now.
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This amazing washing machine uses virtually no water
Instead of water, this washer uses more than a million tiny plastic beads that absorb dirt and stains.
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Lady Gaga will be making a water conservation PSA as penance for swimming pool video shoot
The Gags wanted to fill Hearst Castle's giant pool, which had been emptied because of California's teeny-tiny drought emergency.
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This guy wants to turn a piece of the old Bay Bridge into a house
What do you do with 50,000 tons of pre-used steel?
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Elephants console friends by touching their junk
They also make sympathetic chirping sounds and put their trunks in each other's mouths.
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Watch 40 artists turn this empty building into an illegal graffiti paradise
The street artist Hanksy knew you'd be into this project.
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Watch this octopus try to steal a photographer’s camera
It's official: Animals are pissed at the paparazzi.
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Soda could soon have a warning label like cigarettes do
We can think of a few good options for the label.
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Here’s a new, cute way to eat animals without guilt or cruelty
If you're gonna eat animals, they might as well be adorable animals made out of rice and eggs, right?
