Finally! We’ve arrived at the long awaited season when famous people of all stripes announce their preferred team. And no, I’m not talking about the Super Bowl, I’m talking about the ubiquitous, never-ending, inescapable shit show we call the presidential race. Leading up to the Iowa caucus Monday, the world’s thought leaders (and others) let their opinions be known. Here are some of the big name supporters of the leading two candidates in both parties:

In the Bernie Sanders camp, we have:

Bill McKibben

Michael Moore 

Killer Mike

Naomi Klein

Mark Ruffalo

Shaun King

Big Boi

Sarah Silverman 

Flea


And in the Clinton camp:

Madeleine Albright

Chaz Bono

Paula Abdul

Anna Wintour

Lena Dunham 

Joy Behar

Greg Louganis

Cher

Bill Clinton


As for Ted Cruz, we’ve got:

Gary Bauer

Glenn Beck 

Duck Dynasty

Adam Carolla

Tony Perkins

James Dobson

Rick Perry

Clint Howard

James Woods


And rounding out this list of pressing endorsements, these folks are all in for Donald “Iowa Doesn’t Count” Trump:

Ann Coulter

Dennis Rodman

Azealia Banks

Mike Ditka

Hulk Hogan

Ted Nugent

Kid Rock

Tila Tequila

Sarah Palin 

Sorry about that last one. Here’s David Sedaris signing Billie Holiday if you need a palate cleanser.