When you discover a picture of Ag Secretary Tom Vilsack posing with Cookie Monster and broccoli, it’s caption contest time! Submit captions below in comments. Funniest idea gets a priceless Virtual High Five.

UPDATE:  The winner of the Virtual High Five is … Ed Abbey!

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Vilsack and Cookie Monster.

How many puppets do you see in this picture?

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