Yet another reason for your bile to rise when you hear the word “paparazzi”: their choice in vehicles.

Check out this impressive (or should I say unimpressive?) lineup of pap-owned SUVs parked in front of Britney Spears’ house last week.

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Couldn’t a couple of you chase the starlets around in a Civic or something?

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