1. Don’t let the Gore hit you on the way out

    Dear Al, did you think we wouldn’t hear about how you slammed Grist List at your little book signing? Did you think your comments about the “trivialities and nonsense” of celeb goss in the media wouldn’t hurt us? We take back everything nice we ever said about you — you hooker-bottom coke-snorter.

    Photo: Amy Tierney / WireImage.com

  2. We get around

    Scootin’ by solar power is sun-sational, and veggie oil’s the way to go if you’ve got a hankerin’ for a Hummer. But to be honest, for a really good ride, we prefer to be pushed around.

    Photo: Capt Kim via flickr

  3. They tried to make her go to recycling, she said no, no, no

    If a picture was worth 1,000 words … we’d be out of a job. But in this case, we haven’t much else to say about Brit popster Amy Winehouse’s confusion over what to do with her rubbish. Except: Is that what’s under her ginormous beehive?

    Photo: Anthony Harvey / WireImage.com

  4. Glow job

    Why stop at faux fur when you can go fer GlowFur?

    Photo: Glowfur.com

  5. Cockpit. Heh heh.

    Recycling may take flight in a major way on a Seattle campus, with a student pavilion made from a 747. Forget the tray tables and seats in the upright position; this space is flexible enough to accommodate multiple positions. We’re just not sure you can still call it the mile-high club.

    Photo: Inhabitat.com