1. Mo’ Bette-ah

    50 Cent and the Divine Miss M teamed up to restore a community garden. Next, they collaborate on new album Get the Rose or Die Tryin’, featuring hit single “You Are the P.I.M.P. Beneath My Wings.”

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  2. Watch out for the cliff!

    Hey lemmings, we know climate change seems like Level 30 Mayhem. But if y’all use a few diggers, and a basher or two, and you with the umbrella, if you’d just float down over there, I think you’ll all make it out alright.

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  3. Bamboozled?

    BamGoo: ‘bam-gü 1. A Japanese electric car made almost entirely out of bamboo. 2. The result of a highway collision while driving a car made almost entirely out of bamboo.

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  4. Tread lightly

    Sure, global warming wears us out; but we’re even more Tired of do-gooder rubber bracelets. C’mon, folks, it’s not all in the wrist.

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  5. Yadda yadda yadda

    Rampant recyclable smuggling ring linked to tall, awkward, curly-haired man and his rotund, mailman accomplice. Michigan police are offering marbled rye for tips that lead to arrest of these no-good Samaritans.