From 50 to Felony
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Watch out for the cliff!
Hey lemmings, we know climate change seems like Level 30 Mayhem. But if y’all use a few diggers, and a basher or two, and you with the umbrella, if you’d just float down over there, I think you’ll all make it out alright.
BamGoo: ‘bam-gü 1. A Japanese electric car made almost entirely out of bamboo. 2. The result of a highway collision while driving a car made almost entirely out of bamboo.
Sure, global warming wears us out; but we’re even more Tired of do-gooder rubber bracelets. C’mon, folks, it’s not all in the wrist.
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Rampant recyclable smuggling ring linked to tall, awkward, curly-haired man and his rotund, mailman accomplice. Michigan police are offering marbled rye for tips that lead to arrest of these no-good Samaritans.
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