Air of mystery
Hmm, should we buy the ridiculously expensive “green” MacBook Air, or the ridiculously expensive “green” Air Jordans? What do they think we are, Million Airs?
When it comes to what we wear under there, we prefer eco-lingerie … though, truthfully, we’re most happy when we’re wearing nothing at all.
And we thought Tata was bad
We get it, cars: you’re green. Flextreme: green. Provoq: green. EcoBoost: green. Now stop with the idiotic names already.
Have you had your deforestation today?
Well, you know what they say about big napkins: big buns.
The Fleiss is right
Longing for a roll in the organic hay? Find an eco-mate online — or, for the purist, there’s always Heidi Fleiss’ wind-powered Stud Farm. Come inside, ladies, for “a manicure, a pedicure, and a shag.”