From Booze to Boos
They’ve got the Labatt blues
Dear Canada, if you care at all about the earth, you’ll get rid of all your beer fridges. And if you care at all about peaceful international relations, you’ll send your surplus booze our way. Love, America.
An Arizona real estate developer can’t fathom raising his kids where they can’t surf, kayak, and scuba dive. So he’s
moving to the coastbuilding a 125-acre water park in the middle of the desert. Cowabunga, dud.
No child left sober
Johnnie Walker, Cutty Sark, The Glenlivet … they’re as good as woolen mittens when it comes to warming a chill. Wait, did we say “chill”? We meant child.
Question: If biodiesel smells like french fries, what exactly does dirty-diaper diesel smell like?
As the Crow tries
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