Want to know where your kids’ cafeteria lunches are coming from? Luckily for you, Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) and comedy site Funny or Die teamed up with the American Heart Association to take you right to the source.

In the video above, Offerman strolls through pizza vineyards, orchards of taquito trees, and fields of sloppy joes to what veggies are ending up on school lunch trays. Depressingly deeeeelicious.

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