We’ve all heard “don’t shit where you eat.” But what about eating where you shit? Like, literally? The Edible Anus gets to the bottom of that question. Handcrafted out of preservative-free, all-natural Belgian chocolate, this eco-treat comes from a mold of the company’s butt model’s chocolate starfish. Pretty badass, right? (How you crack into the posterior modeling industry is beyond me.)
And if you’re behind on birthday shopping for that special buttmunch in your life, a mere $397 will get you a limited-edition solid silver anus that will last forever. (Which, if you ask me, is a little too long.) For its next limited-edition rectum, Edible Anus would do well to consider making a fair-trade, organic chocolate treat from a mold of, say, Leonardo di Caprio or Ed Begley Jr.
Whether you get it in dark, white, or milk chocolate, I’m pretty sure the Edible Anus will melt in your mouth or your hand. So eat up.